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E.F. Ortega is a spiritual father, teacher, author, and creative visionary whose romantic fantasy novel series, “Eternal Scar” is soon to be released worldwide. E.F. Ortega lives in Orlando, Florida with his rambunctious 3 year old baby boy named Elan Ezekiel.

Along with his love for fantasy novels, E.F. is also a devout Biblical Scholar searching for truth both outside of the four walls of the church and within.  E.F. has over ten years of ministerial and pastoral experience and is a spiritual mentor to many within the entertainment, religious, and publishing industry.  He also is a songwriter of classical scores and also contemporary music ranging from alternative, rock, salsa, heavy metal, and even pop love ballads. Known for his centrist views, E.F. is not confined to one political group over the other, being a proud independent, showing his independent streak in all that he creates.

Be aware . . . E.F. speaks the truth whether people want to read it or not. . . during the course of this blog expect to be offended, uplifted, inspired, exhorted, and corrected; if not by E.F.’s seemingly boundless wisdom and humor (arrogant man that he is), most probably by his own stupid mistakes along the course of life . . . that hopefully you will avoid after reading of his wild adventures in the world of the absurd.  E.F. does not take himself seriously at all (alright maybe some times, especially when writing about himself in the third person as I currently am doing right now) and he totally expects the same from his readers . . . pointless bloviation is so allowed here!

Enter into the world according to E.F. Ortega (this third person stuff is cool . . . beginning to like it alot).  If you leave unsatisfied or intellectually unfulfilled know that you have been warned in this pithy disclaimer of the pitfalls of reading E.F.’s allegedly “mind-bending” blogs.

Well for now I shall abscond to another fruitless blog adventure, perambulating circuitously around the many ways to show off my endless vocabulary.

I hope to disappoint you every step of the way . . . if I haven’t already . . . my condolences ahead of time . . . enjoy brave readers!!!!

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